May. 1st, 2009

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Title:For the Movies
Author:cowritten by empty_splendor and jazzypom
Rated: PG-13 for language and concepts.
Beta read: No.
Universe: Ultimates fic.
Summary: Tony Stark saves the world at great cost.
Disclaimer: Characters and situations are the property of Stan Lee and Marvel Comics. No profit is being made off this fan-written work.
Notes: Word count: 3500. This story doesn't end happily. One of our heroes will not make it out alive.

You got one life here to make it for the movies )
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Title: Negotiating Terms
Author: jazzypom
Rated: R (Hard) for adult concepts.
Beta read: One day, I'll say yes. But today? No.
Universe: Ultimates
Summary: Tony and Steve negotiate terms
Disclaimer: Characters and situations are the property of Stan Lee and Marvel Comics. No profit is being made off this fan-written work.
Notes:[profile] mercyacross's prompt for iron kink. Because I hate leaving stuff (relatively) unpolished, I've fixed it up, and now am posting it here. Prompt Ultimates!verse: Tony being a whore in the face of death by brain tumor [sic], begrudging/angry sex with Steve ensues.
Warnings: JSYK - this isn't pretty, not my usual fare. There might be consent issues. On both sides. Please do not read if uncomfortable with said issues. Cheers.
Approx 2000 words. Go, me.

Are you going to poke my eye out with that thing Steve? Or are we still... negotiating terms? )
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Title: Steve and Tony (Almost) Make a Porno
Author: jazzypom
Rated: R for language (potty mouths, I cannae stand it) and concepts.
Beta read: No. There might be the odd misadventure against grammar, but no war crimes.
Universe: Ultimates 1610 fic.
Summary: The earth is in danger, and can only be saved if Tony and Steve make out! The world might not be enough.
Disclaimer: Characters and situations are the property of Stan Lee and Marvel Comics. No profit is being made off this fan-written work.
Notes: For [personal profile] jynx who twittered me a prompt along these lines: "@jazzypom i have an ult!fic prompt for you~ Cap and Tony must have sex, or the world as we know it is like, dead. SEX TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!!!" Erm... que? Let it not be said that I don't grant odd requests. I hope you like it, a small token of appreciation for being my first friend in this fandom. This fic takes place after Absolute Power. The Ultimates titles tend to riff off popular movie titles. Approximately 5,600 words.


'If I'm holding your... person', Tony said, 'the least you can do is call me Tony.' )
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Title:Earth Girls are Easy.
Author: jazzypom
Rated: PG. Some swearing. That's it.
Summary: Steve Rogers is many things, but not boring.
Disclaimer: Characters and situations are the property of Stan Lee and Marvel Comics. No profit is being made off this fan-written work.
Notes: British spellings. Ultimate verse based fic. In this universe, Steve is an asshole and Tony is a drunk. Steve is trying to woo Jan in the most awkward way, and he asks Tony for help. The series also name drops random celebrities and movies. Hence the title. Takes place around Ultimates 3 series as well as the Ultimates’ annual.

Steve Rogers is many things, but not boring. )
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Title: Dutch Courage
Author: jazzypom
Rated: R for language and concepts.
Beta read: No. There might be the odd misadventure against grammar, but no war crimes.
Universe: Ultimates fic. Soz.
Summary: Tony's secret is revealed, Steve is at a loose end and well... they make out?
Disclaimer: Characters and situations are the property of Stan Lee and Marvel Comics. No profit is being made off this fan-written work.
Notes: For empty_splendor, a bespoke story according to prompt. She wanted fic that dealt with Tony's illness. Erm, I'm hand waving Ultimates canon, probably medical concepts as well. This is after Ultimate Power, but before The Ultimates move to the Avengers mansion. Frottage. Word count 6000. One day, I'll write a drabble. For serious.

We're just appreciating the space that women leave behind, and filling it with other things )
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Title: We can't all and some of us don't.
Author: jazzypom
Rated: PG for language and concepts.
Beta read: Thanks to [profile] empty_splendor for giving it a once over.
Universe: Ultimates (1610)
Summary: Steve goes on a double date, shares commiserations and hates string theory.
Disclaimer: Characters and situations are the property of Stan Lee and Marvel Comics. No profit is being made off this fan-written work.
Notes: For [profile] pensive1: Double-date. Steve/Jan, Tony/your pick. Awkwardness points for Jan and Tony geeking out over a project, while Steve and Tony's date are left in the dust and exchanging pleasantries. Super double bonus points if Jan mentions Hank and if Tony suggests a foursome. I'm hand waving science because I couldn't find a physics student on short notice.
Approximately 2000 words.
A boy scout, I'm on a team with a boy scout )
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Title: Let them eat cake
Author: jazzypom
Rated: PG for language.
Universe: Ultimates fic (an amalgamation of the cartoon and the comic)
Summary: Tony gets sozzled on West Indian fruit cake while Steve’s ambivalent towards the season of goodwill.
Disclaimer: Characters and situations are the property of Stan Lee and Marvel Comics. No profit is being made off this fan-written work.
Notes: Takes place after Ultimates 2, before Ultimates 3. Christmas falls somewhere in between. British spellings, because I'm... British

Word Count: 5300

Happy Holidays, mates )
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